How can I prevent my little brother from pooping in the kitchen sink?
I recently told him that pirranahs sometimes inhabit toilet water and that someday they will leap out of the toilet to munch and eat his ****. LOL!
Bad, I know…but now he’s taking squats over the kitchen sink and popping in there out of fear of pirranahs chomping him up. I’m thinking of telling him that grizzly bears inhabit kitchen sinks….By the way, hes already ruined my Chicago Red Wings coffee cup. Damn brat…so any suggestions?
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1)the red wings are from Detroit not Chicago
2)that’s nasty
3)whatever happened to a good ass-whooping, that’s how i was disciplined
Tell him you are a liar and that you thought it would be funny to scare him. Then tell him ,you now realise that it was mean and cruel, and you are sorry for ever saying that to him. Take him to the bathroom and show him all the parts of the toilet,including the inside of the tank and explain how it is impossible for anything to get to his behind and bite it. And then when you are all done, go look in a mirror, and ask yourself,How Could I ever be such a meanie to my brother?
NO! Not Grizzly bears your going to confuse the poor chap. Maybe Sharks. At least they are water species you don’t want him totally confused.
just tell him the truth that you made up the story to scare him that pirranahs only live in salt water and the drain is fresh water good luck
potty train him